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"fellow with closed mind often has open mouth."
" %-6 User is braindead"
"If it feels good, do it"
"Damn it Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor"
"As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboretto is fifth"
"Alderman knows that he is either going to get a wicket - or he isn't"
"A pet peeve of guys who manage Big and Tall men's stores: Broken chairs"
"If everything seems to be going well, then you obviously don't know what the hell is going on. - Murphy's laws on sex"
"Conservative Democrat"
"File names are infinite in length where infinity is set to 255 characters. = Peter Collinson, "The Unix File System""
Q: How many bureaucrats/civil servants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while
the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
A: 45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
A: 2. One to screw it in and one to screw it up.
A: 10: One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Captain, I'm beginning to understand why you Earthmen enjoy gambling.
No matter how carefully one computes the odds of success, there is
still a certain exhilaration in the risk.
-- Spock, "Patterns of Force," stardate 2534.7.
I urge you, Captain Picard, surrender. Consider the men and women you
would lead into a lost cause.
If the cause is just and honorable, they are prepared to give their lives.
Are you prepared to die today, Tomalak?
-- Star Trek. Tomalak and Picard, "The Defector"
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