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"lose weight - eat stuff you hate."
" :-O - uh oh"
"CROSSCOUNTRY RUNNERS do it in open fields"
"Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns."
"I can't seem to find time to procrastinate ..."
"Insert inevitable trivial witticism of your choice."
"2 + 2 = 4 (for the time being)."
"If anything can go wrong, it will."
"Canadian culture"
"Spelling checkers at maximum! Fire!"
Program: (n.) that which manipulates symbols rapidly with unforseen results.
Also: a bug's way of perpetuating bugs.
At a funeral, the Real Programmer is the one saying "Poor George, And he
almost had the Sort Routine working before the coronary."
Q: Why don't the Swiss approve of artificial insemination?
A: They don't like the idea of using someone else's leftovers.
Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, and he gets three credits for it.
Uncontrolled power will turn even saints into savages. And we can all
be counted on to live down to our lowest impulses.
-- Parmen, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3.
Purpose for exterior drapings, father?
It is an accepted custom that we wear clothing.
-- Star Trek. Lal and Data, "The Offspring"
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