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Sunday's Steven Wrong Saying...
Sunday's You Play Too Much Doom when...
Sunday's Bart Simpson Blackboard Quotation...
Sunday's sign you might be too much into computers...
Sunday's Groucho Marx sez...
Sunday's Pentium Joke...
Sunday's Star Wars Quote...
"How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?"
"When you death-match from before sun-down to after sun-up"
"I will finish what I star (This appears on one line; the rest is blank)"
"If you have a heart attack when you forgot to pay your phone bill and receive a "pending disconnection of service" notice."
"There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!"
Top 10 New Pentium Slogans
9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug.
8.9999917635 It's Close Enough, We Say So.
7.9999929376 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
6.9999918376 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside
5.9999983763 Redefining the PC -- and Mathematics As Well.
4.9999973927 We Fixed It, Really
3.9999953874 Division Considered Harmful.
2.9999933736 Why Do You Think They Call It "Floating" Point?
1.9999985387 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws.
0.9999973654 The Errata Inside.
"Asteroids do not concern me, Captain Needa"
-Darth Vader
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