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This is day 222 of 2015. There are 143 days remaining.
• Poker player Doyle Brunson is 82
• Rosanna Arquette (Desperately Seeking Susan) is 56
• Antonio Banderas is 55
• Angie Harmon (Rizzoli & Isles, Law & Order) is 43
• Aaron Staton (Mad Men) is 35
• Reality TV personality Kylie Jenner is 18
IT HAPPENED TODAY
• 1821: Missouri was admitted as the 24th U.S. state.
• 1846: The Smithsonian Institution was chartered by the U.S. Congress after $500,000 was given for such a purpose by scientist James Smithson.
• 1981: The head of John Walsh’s son Adam was found in Hollywood, Florida. This event would later prompt the U.S. Congress to pass the Missing Children’s Act, giving the Federal Bureau of Investigation greater authority to track the disappearance of children. It also made Walsh a national spokesman against crime and eventually led to the establishment of America’s Most Wanted.
• 1995: Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were indicted for the bombing in Oklahoma City. Michael Fortier pleaded guilty in a plea-bargain agreement for his testimony.
• 1999: A 32-year-old Egyptian man, pronounced dead after drowning, regained consciousness after spending three hours in a morgue refrigerator. Ali Mohammed said an attendant ran out of the morgue when he grabbed his hand.
• 2003: Yuri Ivanovich Malenchenko became the first person to marry in space. His bride was on Earth.
• 2005: Lee Seung Seop died from exhaustion in South Korea after playing the computer game StarCraft continuously for 49 hours.
• 2008: American swimmer Michael Phelps won the first of a record eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics by smashing his own world record in the 400-meter individual medley.
• National Motorcycle Week
• National Resurrect Romance Week
• Elvis Week
• Duran Duran Appreciation Day
• Skyscraper Appreciation Day
• Smithsonian Day
• S’mores Day
• Lazy Day
• World Lion Day
• September 7: Labor Day
• September 10: NFL season begins (Steelers at Patriots)
6 million: Number of Disney School Bus lunch boxes sold between 1961 and 1973. It’s the most popular lunchbox of all time.
Now that the first GOP debate has come and gone, the Democrats have announced six debates of their own. [In an effort get people to tune in candidate are currently drawing straws to see who will come dressed as Donald Trump.]
New research shows that William Shakespeare may have been a pot smoker. [“To be or not to be… I’m sorry, what was the question?”]
It’s been revealed that Ben Affleck will be playing Batman for the next ten years. [Now we know the reason Jennifer Garner’s done with the marriage.]
Experts think some parts of the U.S. could see $2 gas by Christmas. [I know what I’m getting the Mrs. for the holiday.]
Donald Trump refused to apologize to Fox’s Megan Kelly for comments made after Thursday’s debate. [The word “sorry” isn’t in Trumps vocabulary. Seriously, when his kids were little they weren’t even allowed to own the game Sorry.]
Researchers say people with simple, common, shorter first names have more success in life. [Here’s proof: Everyone’s heard of Tom Hanks. No one’s heard of his older brother, Ezekielibaba.]
Meryl Streep’s new movie bombed at the box office. [To boost DVD sales it will be titled Riki and the Flash and Batman vs. Superman.]
WATCH A SPECTACULAR METEOR SHOWER THIS WEEK _If you’d like to wish on a shooting star, this week is a great opportunity. The Perseid meteor shower will peak on Wednesday (August 12) and Thursday (August 13). Every year, Earth’s orbit around the Sun carries it through a cloud of dusty, rocky debris left in the wake of Comet Swift-Tuttle. When those particles burn up in our atmosphere, they create the bright streaks of light we call meteors. Swift-Tuttle itself hasn’t done an Earth flyby since 1992.
$2 GAS PRICES? _ Gas prices could go as low as $2 per gallon by Christmas. The price for a gallon of gas in the United States has continued on its downward streak in recent days amid uncertainty in international markets. According to a report from the U.S. Energy Information and Administration, the average price per gallon of regular gasoline nationwide is around $2.70. If you’ve been to a gas station recently, you’ve probably noticed the drop in gas prices and the AAA Motor Club expects it to go even lower — as much as 15 cents or more in the coming weeks.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE MAY HAVE SMOKED MARIJUANA _ William Shakespeare may have been stoned when writing his famous plays. New research shows that four old pipes found in the garden of his English home contained residues of cannabis.
WHEN IS THE FIRST DEMOCRATIC DEBATE? _ The first Republican debate was this past week. Now the schedule for the first Democratic debate, and many after, has been set. Tentative schedules for the primaries and caucuses for different states begin in February of 2016, but the first Democratic debate will take place in Nevada on October 13.
- October 13 – Nevada hosted by CNN
- November 14 – Des Moines, Iowa hosted by CBS/KCCI and The Des Moines Resgister
- December 19 – Manchester, New Hampshire hosted by ABC/WMUR
- January 17 – Charleston, South Carolina hosted by NBC/Congressional Black Caucus Institute
- Two more Democratic debates will take place in February or March in Miami, Florida, and Wisconsin. They will be hosted by Univision/The Washington Post and PBS, respectively.
STUDY FUNDED BY BUTTER INDUSTRY FINDS THAT BUTTER IS BAD FOR YOU _ Something unusual has happened in the food industry. The Danish Dairy Research Foundation, likely in hopes of boosting butter’s regard, funded a study about the popular cooking ingredient. But when the research was delivered, it didn’t exactly paint butter in a favorable light. The study’s findings (published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition) established that even moderate levels of butter consumption could result in higher cholesterol. At the very least, the study showed that butter raises blood cholesterol levels more than alternatives such as olive oil. So a study about butter, funded by the butter industry, found that butter is bad for you.
TEACHER VOLUNTEERS TO LET GOV. CHRISTIE PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE _ Last week, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie slammed teacher’s unions, saying that they ought to be “punched in the face.” So Russ Walsh, a New Jersey teacher, has offered up his face for the pummeling, volunteering to take a punch from the governor. A 45-year teaching veteran, Walsh recently took Christie to task for his statement, writing in a blog that “I regret that I have only one face to give for my profession.” Walsh writes: “I am well qualified for the job. I have been a public school teacher and administrator for 45 years. I have been the president and the chief negotiator of my local teachers union. I have been sharply critical of Christie’s education policies on my blog. I deserve that punch in the face. I have earned it.”
… Walsh asks in his blog post: “How have his repeated attacks on teacher unions improved education for the children of New Jersey? The answer is, of course, not at all. The children of New Jersey are worse off educationally than they were when Christie took office. And yet, those teachers he loves to hate keep soldiering on, doing their best in the face of intolerable and deteriorating conditions to provide a good education for New Jersey’s children.”
PASTOR SAYS “STOP TWERKING, START WORKING” _ Pastor Kevin Cosby had an “honest conversation about race” at his Sunday service in Louisville, Kentucky. He preaches at Saint Stephen, the largest African American church in Kentucky, and his message was simple: “Stop twerking and start working.”
PURPLE HEART RETURNED AFTER NEARLY 50 YEARS _ Wiljo Matalamaki’s bomber plane was shot down over Germany in 1944 and it was never recovered. His mother held onto his Purple Heart until her death in 1966, when the medal disappeared. Decades later in the ’90s, another family that had moved into the Minnesota home where Matalamaki grew up found the Purple Heart in a dump near their house. Tami Heart was fascinated by the medal and began researching Matalamaki’s life. Eventually, descendants of Matalamaki returned to the home and asked Heart to return the medal to the war hero’s family. The relatives received the Purple Heart Sunday.
HOMELESS MAN SAVES TEEN BEING KICKED, PUNCHED BY EX-BOYFRIEND _ A homeless man is being called a “Good Samaritan” after recently helping save a 19-year-old woman who was being beaten by her ex-boyfriend late at night near a Fresno, California liquor store. The homeless man (Paul DeLeon) pepper-sprayed a man who pulled up in a white Lexus, approached his ex-girlfriend and began kicking and punching her. The homeless man then ran away but the suspect beating his ex tracked him down and fired a gun at him. Detectives said they are searching for the suspect.
ELON MUSK WALKS ON FLYING PLANE DURING RECENT VACATION _ Elon Musk, the CEO of SpaceX and Tesla Motors, and his actress wife Talulah Riley spent their vacation walking on top of a flying plane. • IMAGE
REPORT: ISIS PLANNING TO KILL QUEEN OF ENGLAND _ The Islamic State group reportedly is preparing to assassinate the Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain. Britain’s The Mail on Sunday revealed ISIS extremists are plotting to bomb the queen Saturday at VJ Day celebrations marking the anniversary of Japan’s surrender in World War II. To do so, ISIS reportedly is building pressure cooker bombs similar to the ones used in the Boston Marathon bombing. This year marks 70 years since VJ Day, and the British monarchy was turning out for the commemoration.
… Citing anonymous sources, the Mail reported security measures for the queen were under review as a result of the alleged ISIS plot. But police said it was normal and urged people to stay calm.
ALABAMA FAMILY REUNITES WITH DOG MISSING FOR 9 YEARS _ An Alabama family drove to Colorado to be reunited with their dog on Saturday after a 9-year separation. Boozer, now 10, had gone missing while the family was moving from Tennessee to Alabama. A man who had owned Boozer recently moved to Colorado and gave the dog to an animal shelter. The man said he was unable to take care of Boozer. The shelter scanned Boozer’s microchip and discovered that he was registered to Lloyd Goldston of Alabama.
WHITE JEANS ARE BACK _ White jeans have gotten a bad rap the last few decades. But this season, white jeans have had a makeover. Back then only the super fit could wear tight white jeans, almost like a status symbol. The new breed are boyfriend-jean shape, complete with rips, rolled hemlines and baggy bottoms.
MOTHER NATURE GETS EVEN, PART 1: THE BULL _ At a bull run in Spain (Villaseca de la Sagra) an unidentified man was recording himself on his cell phone running with the bulls toward a large bull ring. But just as he entered the stadium, a bull came from behind and gored him in the neck. He was taken to a nearby hospital but pronounced dead on Sunday.
… A quote from the town’s mayor is priceless: “This sends shivers down our spine… we organize these events as a tradition, so that people can enjoy them, but these things happen. Bulls are dangerous animals and when there are a lot of people some don’t pay attention.” Yes, that’s right, being gored by a wild, 2-ton beast sends shivers down the man’s spine. Who could have predicted this would ever happen?!
MOTHER NATURE GETS EVEN, PART 2: THE ‘GATOR _ A Florida woman’s arm was bitten off by a large alligator as she swam in a river (Wekiva River). She had allegedly swam to a more remote section of the popular tourist spot when the attack took place. Fortunately, a passing kayaker heard the woman’s screams and bolted into action. The kayaker went to the woman and beat the beast with a kayak paddle until it let her go.
… People canoeing and kayaking the area say that they saw the woman swimming and yelled out to her to get out of the water as they had seen numerous alligators in the area along the bank. However, the kayakers say the woman kept swimming despite their warnings. The woman was brought to shore and rushed to a nearby hospital.
BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN NORTH CAROLINA _ Was Bigfoot sighted in North Carolina? That is one man thinks after shooting a video of what he believes is the legendary creature. Eric Walters was recently taking a vacation with his wife, another couple, and his dog, Zippy, a Yorkshire terrier, in Hendersonville, North Carolina. He went to take Zippy for a walk through the forest on Thursday morning, and it was then that he inadvertently captured the video while he thought he was filming a bear. In the video, a large black figure can be seen standing in a nearby field. The figure appears to have fur, and extra long arms. Walters isn’t convinced that the figure is a legendary Sasquatch, but he’s keeping an open mind. • VIDEO
UFO SIGHTING OVER JAKARTA _ A resident of North Jakarta, Indonesia, reports filming a metallic orb UFO flying across the sky over the city. According to the witness, in his testimony, filed as Case 68460 in the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) database, he was at an outdoor basketball court with his family on July 17 when he saw the orb UFO flying at a height of about 1,600 feet. • VIDEO
A GUY POSTED A PICTURE OF HIMSELF IN A COMA _ Jordan Blackburn was hospitalized, and his friend died, after taking drugs at a festival. Now, he is hoping others won’t make the same mistake. The young British man shared a photo of himself in a coma in an effort to warn others not to do drugs. Jordan was placed in a medically-induced coma after becoming ill from taking drugs at the Kendal Calling festival last month. He was hospitalized for three days, but is now on the mend. His friend, 18-year-old Christian Pay, died at the hospital. The group of friends took three different types of tablets at the festival. Now, Blackburn is hoping others won’t make his same mistake, so he shared the photo of himself in a coma to his Facebook page, saying he feels like he has been given a second chance at life.
WACKY-BUT-TRUE: TEXAS MAN GUILTY OF ASSAULT GETS LIFE IN MATRIMONY _ A Texas man who pleaded guilty to assaulting his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend has been sentenced to life — in matrimony. Josten Bundy pleaded guilty to assault with bodily injury for a February fistfight with the ex-boyfriend of Elizabeth Jaynes. Bundy said that the ex was “saying disrespectful things” about Jaynes and admitted he eventually punched the ex in the jaw. At the sentencing hearing, the judge asked Bundy whether Jaynes was “worth it” and whether the couple were married. Then, the judge said, “You know, as a part of my probation, you’re going to have to marry her … within 30 days.” Otherwise, he would send Bundy to jail for 15 days. Fearful of losing his job, Bundy applied for the marriage license and scheduled a date with a justice of the peace.
WACKY-BUT-TRUE: BURGLAR NABBED TAKING NAP UNDER TABLE _ A guy in China is in police custody after he broke into an apartment and fell asleep during a night time burglary. The apartment’s resident said when he woke up to get a drink of water he heard the sound of snoring coming from under the kitchen table.
WACKY-BUT-TRUE: BURGLARY SUSPECT BUTT-DIALED 911 TO TELL THEM HIS PLANS _ New Jersey authorities say a man planning a burglary inadvertently dialed 911, allowing dispatchers to listen in on his conversation. The butt-dial call couldn’t be geo-located, but dispatchers learned that the phone number had recently been assigned to 42-year-old Scott Esser. He’s now charged with burglary.
WACKY-BUT-TRUE: NAKED MAN RAN AWAY AFTER CAUSING HUGE CRASH _ An Ohio man in his birthday suit stopped traffic by running for almost a mile during Cleveland rush hour. The 44-year-old ran naked from his pick-up truck after smacking into four vehicles and rear-ending another before driving into the median strip, overturning and hitting an oncoming auto. The man, naked, ran down the fast lane, with drivers trailing him, offering him clothes out of their auto windows. One caller to 911 told the operator, “He’s obviously impaired.”
AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR (8p ET, NBC) — New, 2-hour edition.
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE (8p ET, FOX) — The Top 14 perform and two dancers say goodbye in this new, 2-hour edition.
BACHELOR IN PARADISE (8p ET, ABC) — New
2 BROKE GIRLS (8p ET, CBS) — Repeat
PENN AND TELLER: FOOL US (8p ET, CW) — New
THE ODD COUPLE (8:30p ET, CBS) — Repeat
BACHELOR IN PARADISE: AFTER PARADISE (9p ET, ABC) — Tonight’s guest is Paul Scheer (Fresh off the Boat, The League).
SCORPION (9p ET, CBS) — Repeat
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? (9p ET, CW) — New
MAJOR CRIMES (9p ET, TNT) — Patricia Wettig (Brothers & Sisters) guest stars in the mid-season finale. Malcolm Jamal-Warner returns as Cooper. New episodes will return this winter.
I AM CHRIS FARLEY (9p ET, Spike) — This new documentary celebrates the life and career of comedian Chris Farley, who died of a drug overdose at the age of 33. Celebrities including Adam Sandler, Christina Applegate, Mike Myers, Dan Aykroyd, Molly Shannon and David Spade share their memories.
SIGNIFICANT MOTHER (9:30p ET, CW) — New
RUNNING WILD WITH BEAR GRYLLS (10p ET, NBC) — In this new episode, Michelle Rodriguez and Bear go to a desert Nevada, where unexpected high winds during a sky-diving trip send Michelle off course.
NCIS: LOS ANGELES (10p ET, CBS) — Repeat
THE WHISPERS (10p ET, ABC) — New
MURDER IN THE FIRST (10p ET, TNT) — New
BOX OFFICE WINNER: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE — ROGUE NATION _ Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation is the No. 1 movie in North America for a second week, earning an additional $29.4 million. Coming in at No. 2 is Fantastic Four with $26.2 million, followed by The Gift at No. 3 with $12 million. Meryl Streep’s newest film, Riki and the Flash, debuted at No. 7.
GHOSTBUSTERS: BILL MURRAY CONFIRMED FOR NEW MOVIE _ Most notably known for his role as Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters, Bill Murray has also been known for making surprise appearances at random gatherings of everyday people, making himself the ultimate party crasher. After adamantly stating that he would not revisit his role as Peter Venkman in the newest Ghostbusters movie, it seems he has decided to crash the filming and confirm that he will appear in some form. He has not revealed if he will show up in the male cast version.
WARNER BROS. TO FANS: YOUR BATMAN IS BEN AFFLECK _ Ben Affleck was the subject of severe scorn, insults, and general ridicule when it was first announced that he would be Batman in Zack Snyder’s upcoming Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice film. However, it seems that Ben may have won over the most important audience he was performing for: the executives at Warner Bros., the film studio behind the film. In response to a very recent screening of the film for Warner Bros. executives, the WB brass was so impressed by Affleck’s part as the Dark Knight, they’re not only going to let him write and direct his own Batman standalone film, they also locked him in for the next decade or so in more roles as the Caped Crusader. The proposed deal would have Ben Affleck wearing the coveted cowl in a trilogy of standalone Batman films, and that doesn’t count expected appearances in inevitable additional Justice League films.
BEN AFFLECK RING BEING WORN _ Ben Affleck continues to wear his wedding ring despite all the rumors of his marriage to Jennifer Garner ending. The sighting came after Ben headed to Atlanta, where Garner is filming a new movie and their three children are residing with their mom. Affleck took two of his little ones, 3-year-old Samuel and 6-year-old Seraphina, to a fun day out with their daddy, and that’s when Ben’s wedding band was noticeable.
JUSTIN BIEBER OFFERS TO GO TO HOMECOMING DANCE WITH FAN _ Justin Bieber has responded to an invitation to take a young fan, who won homecoming queen, to her homecoming dance — and the “matchmaker” was none other than Dwayne Johnson. Johnson is pals with a teenage girl named Lexi, who is a fan of both The Rock and Justin Bieber. After Dwayne’s most recent meet with the young fan on Friday in a gym, the actor-wrestler shared a heartfelt message about her on Instagram. He recalled, “Every time Lexi has to go to the hospital for a treatment she always says, ‘I gotta be strong cause the Rock told me to be strong!’ ”
… In a video posted later, Johnson revealed that he and The Biebs were Lexi’s two choices to be her homecoming dance date. During the clip, when Dwayne asked the teenager “who’s better,” Lexi adamantly replied, “Bieber.” Bieber tweeted, “When is the dance? Hit scooter and let us know.” As it turns out, the homecoming dance has already happened.
WILL.I.AM LEAVES THE VOICE AFTER FOUR YEARS _ Will.i.am has left The Voice, the U.K. version, after being a coach on it for four years. Will allegedly spoke with bosses at BBC and told them that he was not going to be back as a coach for the fifth series of the show. Filming for the talent competition starts next month. Apparently, producers of The Voice really wanted Will to remain on the show. Producers also allegedly offered will a huge payout, but Will ended up turning it down, and said that the time had come to move on.
NICKI MINAJ ON PHOTOSHOPPING HER PICTURES _ Some people may be known to touch-up their photos before posting them on Instagram, but Nicki Minaj is not one of them. The rapper set the record straight after fans accused her of Photoshopping a picture that she posted of herself and boyfriend Meek Mill on Sunday. After commenters on Instagram noted a suspicious curve in the leg of Minaj’s hairstylist, who was standing next to her famous behind, the singer texted her photographer to ask if they amplified her curves. The photographer’s explanation, according to a text conversation that Minaj shared on Instagram? “It’s just shadow.”
AMERICAN PIE STAR CHRIS KLEIN WEDS _ Chris Klein in married. The American Pie actor and his girlfriend of four years, travel agent Laina Rose Thyfault, tied the knot Sunday in Montana.
MINDY PROJECT ON HULU WILL GET WEEK-TO-WEEK ROLL-OUT _ The Mindy Project moves to Hulu this upcoming season after getting the axe by Fox, but don’t expect all episodes to go online at once, the way Netflix does it. Bosses for Hulu say all of the streaming network’s originals are being released weekly, not dumped online at the same time.
OMAROSA DEFENDS DONALD TRUMP _ Donald Trump’s former Apprentice candidates have rushed to his defense in the wake of his debate dust-up with Fox News’ Megyn Kelly. Omarosa Manigault, one of the best-known contestants from The Apprentice called out Kelly Sunday on CNN’s Reliable Sources for her questioning of Trump at Thursday’s Republican presidential debate. Kelly pressed Trump about his past use of derogatory comments to describe women. On Friday, Trump told CNN’s Don Lemon that Kelly had “blood coming out of her wherever,” an apparent reference to menstruation.
… Omarosa said Sunday: “Look, it’s so clear to me that Megan Kelly had a bone to pick with Donald Trump. Everyone saw it.” She added that Trump is “very good at reading people’s intentions,” and Kelly did not give Trump “a fair chance of showing where he stands on women’s issues.” Kelly, she said, should have asked Trump about reproductive health and the minimum wage.
ANNIE LENNOX’S DAUGHTER SAVED IN KAYAKING ACCIDENT _ Annie Lennox’s daughter, Tali Lennox-Fruchtmann, was involved in a kayaking accident on Saturday. She and her boyfriend, Ian Jones, were kayaking in the Hudson River when they capsized. Neither wore lifejackets. Tali and Ian were separated in the water when their boat flipped. She was saved uninjured by a passing boat. A search party and dive team combed the area on Saturday and resumed Sunday to search for her beau who is still missing. Besides the strong current, police believed “alcohol may have played a role” in the accident.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE VISITS SICK KIDS IN MONTREAL _ Jennifer Lawrence recently made a special trip while in Montreal to visit a group of sick kids at the Shriners Hospital for Children. Lawrence was in town to shoot the next installment of the X-Men movies (X-Men: Apocalypse). Despite her hectic schedule, Lawrence made time to chat with the kids, pose for photos, and sign autographs, making the day extra special for the hospital that treats children with chronic illnesses.
ED SHEERAN TO HAVE PART IN NEW BRIDGET JONES MOVIE? _ Ed Sheeran is working on an acting career. After it was recently announced that he had landed an acting role in the new FX medieval drama The Bastard Executioner, Sheeran will now be seen in the third film of the hugely-successful Bridget Jones franchise. Sources say film crews for Bridget Jones’s Baby were spotted at Ed Sheeran’s Croke Park concert back in July, and if the rumors are to be believed, the singer has reportedly made a verbal agreement with the film’s producers to make an appearance in the movie. Sources had earlier revealed that Renee Zellweger was spotted in the audience of Ed Sheeran’s concert, apparently sitting on the shoulders of a mystery man. But it was later reported it was in fact Renee Zellweger’s body double who was present at Croke Park for the shoot.
MILEY CYRUS: ‘I’M NOT SURE HOW TI**IES ARE WORSE THAN GUNS’ _ (CAUTION) Miley Cyrus sure knows how to grab our attention. With her MTV Video Music Awards hosting gig coming up on August 30, she sat down with Marie Claire and let the words rip:
- On industry prejudice: “There is so much sexism, ageism, you name it. Kendrick Lamar sings about LSD and he’s cool. I do it and I’m a druggie whore.”
- On performers’ mentality: “People in this industry think, I just gotta keep getting more money, and I’m like, What are you getting more money for? You probably couldn’t even spend it all in this lifetime. … It’s a never-ending cycle.”
- On why she founded the Happy Hippie Foundation: “Lately, I’ve been talking a lot about my being gender-fluid and gender-neutral. And some people snarl at that. They want to judge me. People need more conventional role models, I guess.”
- On her lifestyle: “There’s nothing left to catch me doing. You want to hack my email so you can find my nude pictures? I’ll just [expletive] put them up.”
- On the Bad Blood video by Taylor Swift: “I don’t get the violence revenge thing. That’s supposed to be a good example? And I’m a bad role model because I’m running around with my [breasts] out? I’m not sure how titties are worse than guns.”
FRANK GIFFORD DIES AT 84 _ Pro football hall of famer and legendary sportscaster Frank Gifford died at his Connecticut home Sunday at the age of 84. Gifford, who played for the NFL’s New York Giants between 1952 and 1964, starred at the University of Southern California before going on to excel as both a defensive and offensive player in the professional ranks. Seven years after leaving football, Gifford began his rise to prominence in 1971 by replacing ABC Sports’ Keith Jackson on the Monday Night Football broadcast team — where he would remain until 1997.
TOP TEN MOVIES
- Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation, $29.4 million
- Fantastic Four, $26.2 million
- The Gift, $12 million
- Vacation, $9.1 million
- Ant-Man, $7.8 million
- Minions, $7.4 million
- Ricki and the Flash, $7 million
- Trainwreck, $6.3 million
- Pixels, $5.4 million
- Southpaw, $4.7 million
… One year ago this week the number one movie was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
… Five years ago this week the number one movie was The Other Guys.
… Ten years ago this week the number one movie was The Dukes of Hazzard.
… Twenty years ago this week the number one movie was Waterworld.
IN THEATERS FRIDAY
THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. (PG-13)
In the early 1960s, CIA agent Napoleon Solo and KGB operative Illya Kuryakin participate in a joint mission against a mysterious criminal organization, which is working to proliferate nuclear weapons.
The group NWA emerges from the streets of Compton, California in the mid-1980s and revolutionizes Hip Hop culture with their music and tales about life in the hood.
WEEKLY HOT LIST
Courtesy of morning show talent coach Steve Reynolds. The Hot List is made up of the topics everyone knows about.
- Back to School
- Donald Trump
- Megyn Kelly
- California Fires
- Tax Free Weekends
- Lenny Kravitz’s Penis
- NFL Training Camps
- James Holmes
- Gwen Stefani Divorce
- Jennifer Aniston
- Meryl Streep
- Sean Prince
- Russell Wilson
- Caitlyn Jenner
WAYS YOUR NAME AFFECTS YOUR SUCCESS
Some new research shows just how much your name can affect your lifetime success.
If your name is easy to pronounce, people will favor you more. Researchers (New York University) found that people with easier-to-pronounce names often have higher-status positions at work. One of the psychologists explains, “When we can process a piece of information more easily, when it’s easier to comprehend, we come to like it more.”
If your name is common, you are more likely to be hired. Researchers (Marquette University) found evidence to suggest that names that people with common names were more likely to be hired, and those with rare names were least likely to be hired.
Uncommon names are associated with juvenile delinquency. Researchers (Shippensburg University) found that, regardless of race, young people with unpopular names were more likely to engage in criminal activity. The findings obviously don’t show that the unusual names caused the behavior, but merely show a link between the two things. And the researchers have some theories about their findings: “Adolescents with unpopular names may be more prone to crime because they are treated differently by their peers, making it more difficult for them to form relationships.”
If your last name is closer to the beginning of the alphabet, you could get into a better school. Researchers found that even though students with last names that were low in the alphabet tended to get higher test scores overall, among the students who applied to universities and were on the margins of getting admitted or not, those with last names that were close to the top of the alphabet were more likely to be admitted.
Using your middle initial makes people think you’re smarter and more competent. According to research published in the European Journal of Social Psychology, using a middle initial increases people’s perceptions of your intellectual capacity and performance.
You are more likely to work in a company that matches your initials. Since we identify with our names, we prefer things that are similar to them. In one study (Ghent University) researchers found that people are more likely to work for companies matching their own initials.
Women with a gender-neutral name may be more likely to succeed in certain fields. According to The Atlantic, in male-dominated fields such as engineering and law, women with gender-neutral names may be more successful. One study found that women with “masculine names” like Leslie, Jan, or Cameron tended to be more successful in legal careers.
MOTTOS TO LIVE BY
• If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• Eagles may soar, but weasels aren’t sucked into jet engines.
• A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
• The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
• The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
• Two wrongs are only the beginning.
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
• Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
If your only source of news is TMZ, you won’t win…
• Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg shared some big personal news. (His wife is pregnant)
• In an annual survey, this university was named Top Party School. (University of Illinois)
• A 110-year-old New Jersey woman said one of the secrets to her longevity is three glasses of what each day? (Beer. And a shot of whiskey)
• This online company announced unlimited maternity-paternity leave for employees. (Netflix)
• Former president George W. Bush did his civic duty when he did what? (Showed up for jury duty)
• This late night talk show host wrapped up his final episode. (Jon Stewart)
• Critics blasted California for selling lottery tickets where? (Gas pumps)
Gabe landed a job as a Walmart greeter, which was a good job for many retirees. Unfortunately he lasted less than a day. About two hours into Gabe’s first day on the job a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Following the greeter training manual Gabe said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart! Nice children you have there. Are they twins?” The mean, angry woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “What? Heck no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why in the world would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?” Gabe replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.” Gabe’s first and last shift at Walmart lasted those two hours.
Family reacts to man shaving off his beard for the first time in 14 years. His young daughter steals the show.
• Steal these bits from Morning Show Boot Camp.
• Random useful websites.
• Electric car can go virtually anywhere.
• Infamous Kirk vs. Gorn scene made funnier with squeaky rubber suit sound effects.
• Millennium Falcon snack tray.
• Why CGI sucks. Except it doesn’t.
• Search Google like it’s the ’80s.
• How many superhero films will be made before you die?
• Draw in peanut butter.
• Your daily source of natural rain sounds.
• Your radio station videos are too long.
• 1963: THE BROWNS joined the Grand Ole Opry.
• 1991: VINCE GILL joined the Grand Ole Opry.
• 1998: PATSY CLINE’s The Patsy Cline Collection boxed set was certified platinum.
• 1999: KENNY CHESNEY’s album I Will Stand was certified platinum. Hits included She’s Got It All and That’s Why I’m Here.
• 2001: CYNDI THOMSON made her Grand Ole Opry debut.
• 2002: PORTER WAGONER and Jumpin’ Bill Carlisle were announced as the newest members of the Country Music Hall of Fame.
• 2006: ALAN JACKSON’s gospel CD Precious Memories was certified platinum.
• 2006: JOSH TURNER scored his second platinum album with Your Man.
• 2009: BROOKS & DUNN announced in a five-sentence note to their fans that they were ending their run as a duo after one last tour.
• 2011: LUKE BRYAN got stitches in his forehead following a skateboard accident in New York’s Central Park.
Mandolin player Gene Johnson of DIAMOND RIO is 66
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COUNTRY MUSIC NEWS
BLAKE SHELTON is threatening to sue In Touch over a false “affair” story. The tabloid published a cover story alleging Blake cheated on MIRANDA LAMBERT with singer Cady Groves. Blake and Miranda actually mocked the claims when they were first floated by Life & Style more than two years ago. But in the wake of the former couple’s divorce, sister publication In Touch saw fit to re-publish the debunked and discredited allegations, and even included an interview with the “other woman.”
… A rep for Blake says the story is “absolutely false.” Furthermore, the spokesperson slammed Groves for perpetuating her stories, and called it an “injustice” that In Touch gave her a platform.
… Word is Blake’s legal team has sent In Touch a letter once again emphatically stating that there was NO affair of any sort between Blake and Groves, and dismissing her as an “infatuated,” unreliable source. So far, though, In Touch is standing by its report.
LADY ANTEBELLUM’s Charles Kelley and wife Cassie are expecting their first child in February. Bandmates Hillary Scott and Dave Haywood are already first time parents.
After three years of marriage, JAKE OWEN and wife Lacey Buchanon are calling it quits. He’d mentioned in recent previous interview the two had been talking about divorce and had many issues they were trying to work through. They have a daughter, Pearl, who was born in November of 2013.
… Jake wrote online: “I wanted to let my fans know how much I’ve appreciated their support of not only my career, but my family as a whole. Sadly, Lacey and I have decided to end our marriage. We want to focus on our daughter Pearl and make sure that she has a beautiful life with loving parents. We appreciate you respecting our privacy during this time.”
… Jake and Lacey met met on the set of his Eight Second Ride music video.
LUKE BRYAN performs tonight (Monday) on NBC’s The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
LEANN RIMES has some announcements coming starting tomorrow (Tuesday). She hinted that one of them might center around new music as she’s been writing with a couple of pals.
HUNTER HAYES will launch the 21 Tour this fall, performing 21 special concerts particularly at college campuses. Each show on the tour will be different and will allow him to get up close and personal with fans.
REBA MCENTIRE says she’s not sure what will come next for her, because God hasn’t told her yet. Reba says she lets God call the shots in her career and life and that he gave her the television series as well as the role in Annie Get Your Gun. So, she’s just waiting patiently for direction on her future, but it will certainly include her music.
MERLE HAGGARD’s no-show at Nashville’s Ink-N-Iron Festival came down to a dispute with festival organizers. Merle performed the first night of the four-day tattoo, music and car event, but pulled out of his scheduled Friday performance. Minutes before he was to perform he posted on social media: “Tonight my management team advised me that the terms and conditions of my contract with Ink & Iron had not been met for last night’s show and would not be met by showtime tonight. I place my confidence in my management team to make these decisions. I regret that I will not perform for my Nashville fans tonight. I look forward to returning to Nashville soon under better circumstances.”
… To make it right, fans who purchased single-day wristbands for Friday’s concert were given unlimited access to all festival events for the rest of the weekend.
ERIC CHURCH will headline WE Fest 2016 in Twin Lakes, Minnesota. The event is set for August 4-6.
KIP MOORE will headline the Labor of Love festival, September 7 in Racine, Wisconsin. CASE Construction will sponsor the event to promote the importance of hiring those returning from the military. A donation from proceeds of the event will be made to the Wounded Warrior Project.
TRACY BYRD is joining the Texas Country Music Hall of Fame — and rightly so. Tracy’s career has seen 30 charted songs and nine albums. His first No. 1 came with 1993’s Holdin’ Heaven.
This is day 223 of 2015. There are 142 days remaining.
• Businessman Fred Smith (founder of FedEx) is 71
• Columnist Marilyn vos Savant (“Ask Marilyn”) is 69
• Computer pioneer Steve Wozniak (co-founder of Apple) is 65
• Wrestler-actor Hulk Hogan is 62
• Viola Davis is 50
• Joe Rogan (Fear Factor, NewsRadio) is 48
• Anna Gunn (Breaking Bad) is 47
• Chris Hemsworth is 32
IT HAPPENED TODAY
• 1909: The SOS distress signal was first used by an American ship, the Arapahoe, off Cape Hatteras, North Carolina.
• 1929: Babe Ruth became the first to hit 500 homers.
• 1934: The first federal prisoners arrived at the island prison Alcatraz in San Francisco Bay.
• 1984: President Ronald Reagan joked during a voice test for a paid political radio address that he had “signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”
• 1992: The Mall of America, the biggest shopping mall in the country, opened in Bloomington, Minnesota.
• 2001: A man in England was reading a book on self-hypnosis in a park and accidentally put himself in a trance. When he came out of it robbers had stolen his mobile phone and two new shirts he had just purchased.
• 2006: Ten to 15 people wearing masks left six 40-gallon trash bags full of taco sauce packets at an Indiana Taco Bell restaurant in what police described as a prank. A note attached to the bags said the group had been accumulating them for the past three years, storing them in the trunk of a car.
• Presidential Joke Day
• Son and Daughter Day
• Play in the Sand Day
• September 7: Labor Day
• September 10: NFL season begins (Steelers at Patriots)